Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Superfuzz56I can beat prams on the road.
I tipped my toddler nephew accidently onto the road from his pram when starting to cross. Luckily it was on a corner crossing where there were traffic lights. Unfortunatly it was so funny that it was a good 30 seconds before I was able to pick him up as I was laughing that much. He saw the funny side too.
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girlinthehole, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 14:45,
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