Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Birthday surpriseMy friend was looking forward to his 8th birthday. His parents built him up for about 2 weeks about "the best present you've ever seen". When the day came he was almost beside himself with excitement.
His mum and dad had built a tunnel with sheets, and they told him to walk through the tunnel and this amazing present would be at the end!
So he walked through, shaking with excitement, and at the end there was... nothing.
And his mum and dad pointed at him and laughed, while he lay on the floor and cried.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 16:46,
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