Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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I'm just finishing chapter 12 in Jordan's autobiographyI've got to the point where she does Gareth Gates. apparently she likens it to the sexual equivalent of a Paul Hardcastle track.
Cant wait to read what she made of Peter Andrés cock.
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