big girls blouse.
I once worked at this family holiday park. Often we would skive of work for ten minutes or so to go on all the rides. One was the haunted house. Crap it was, shitty cardboard skeletons jumping out and a few Styrofoam monsters with glow in the dark paint. Non the less it frightened me having all those things popping up infront of you unexpectedly in the dark. I decided to give it a go, just once. We hopped on the cart and where of.'' Oh Shit what's that.....gaghhh! Fuck that made me jump....ooh smoke....pahhh!''Suddenly something brushed my neck, what the fuck? Turned a corner.....''omygod A HAND TOUCHED ME! ''My mate in the cart just laughed. It happened again just as this dead body jumped out of a coffin. Then SOMETHING GRABBED MY HAIR! A cold hand... I screamed and screamed with my head buried in between my legs. In the mist of the smoke, the noise and darkness something was clawing at my body from unexpected directions.
Soon we where out in the open air and the ride had finished. I removed my hands to reveal my shaking self wet with tears. I looked behind me and saw two of my mates exit the building, laughing their Fucking heads of, as was my mate in the carriage. I wouldn't have been too ashamed, even though I had clearly cried like as baby, but as I stood up surounded by everyone I revealed by crutch and my lovely white shorts absolutely soaked in piss.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:55, Reply)