Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Ginger errorWe used to have a horrid little 'friend' with a veritable shock of wiry ginger hair - disgusting, yes I know.
One time he accidently left his schoolbag out in the park after being prodded with pointy sticks all night, so we decided to teach him a lesson.
We all took in turns, at least six people, to lay fresh shiny logs inside, as well as a healthy portion of urine for good measure, all over his ginger schoolbooks and lunchbox. We left it there for him to collect once he had realised his unfortunate error.
An interesting postscript to this tale, is that a passing old lady must have found the offending bag, peered inside and read his ginger name tag, and decided the best course of action would be to take a bag full of excrement to my other friend's Mum & Dad's sweet shop over the road.
"I think this belongs to a friend of your son"
I have a small penis
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:28, Reply)
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