Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Gun ClubI used to work Sundays at a gun club, firing off clay pigeons for shotgun-wielding toffs to shoot at.
One joker would think nothing of firing off your packed lunch, walkman, anything you owned, and laughing like a twat when it got blown to pieces.
Revenge: his brand new leather jacket that cost him a couple of hundred notes went over the top, and unthinking, he jumped up and chased after it.
KA-BOOM! KA-BOOM!
Both barrels. That certainly showed him.
They missed, the useless bastards.
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