Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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14 year old me.Me mate and I were around his girlfriends house plus a few other people.
His girlfriend’s little sister starts being a right little cow and won’t shut up being annoy and taking the piss. As her parents were in the next room I was unable to smack her in the mouth or make her cry and she knew it.
So after a bit of a think, I got up and walked out of the house.
I met my mates a few hours later and they all took the piss about how she upset me. When that all died down the older sister (mates girl) told us that when everyone else left little sis got a right bollocking and was sent to her room sobbing her eyes our.
My fucking big grin reply - Thought she would.
And the piss takers were put to shame by the cunning of my plan.
Mwhaa haa haa
*edit a few days later little sis was being a shit again, so big sis told her what I'd done and took the piss something fierce.
Mwhaa haa haaaaaaaaaar
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 18:52, Reply)
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