Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Well.
Over the years I've had my fair share of revenge stories. But my tried and tested method of destroying someones career is really very simple.
Give them a nickname. If it sticks, they're fucked.
Bungle - Head of desktop services at an insurance company. Tried to get me fired. Ended up having a nervous breakdown when even the IT Director started to call him Bungle. Now makes wicker baskets.
Thrush - 'cos he's an irritating cunt. Everyone one in the company has seen the e-mail I sent round about him when I christened him - except him and he happily answers to Thrush - he thinks it's cute.
BUS. Big,Ugly,Stupid. He didn't last long as project manager once that got round.
Yup, nicknames are the way to go. I usually end up getting even, one way or the other. Only one person on my list at the minute and I'll get around to him eventually. Won't I, Incompetent Fuckwit? - I haven't forgotten about you :)
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 19:09,
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