Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Quiet Paper RoundsThis is a true story told in my family about a much loved uncle who is also an extremely annoying little man – he’s only around 5’2”.
When Rob was in his early teens and even shorter than he is now, he had a paper round and being extremely annoying he used to bang on all the doors as he delivered the morning’s newspapers.
One day during the winter he got more than he bargained for – a man who worked the night –shift and had just got home and into bed.
Woken by the noise each day he finally snapped….The man opened his front door, got hold of Rob and pulled Rob’s hand knitted polo-neck jumper over his head and tied a big knot in it….
Rob was always quiet delivering the papers after that.
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