Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
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OzEden has reminded me of a guy I used to knowHe was a postman and ex Guardsman so over 6ft tall and build like the proverbial...
He had just started delivering in the CT postal area to a particularly rough street.
On his first day someone tried to nick all the letters he'd left on his bike while he was delivering the post.
They only did it the once because he got hold of the chavs that did it, pushed them up against a wall, as you do, but wasn't violent to them....
No, he threatened to stop delivering the post to them....
So what, you may think, but all their Giro cheques (state benefits) were sent through the post in those days....
He never had any problems after that.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 21:56,
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