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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I'm not sure if anyone learnt anything here...
That'll teach 'em…

I suppose I could call on the football match of this season when Bristol City played Nottingham Forest.

After the match, which Bristol City sadly lost, a handful of Bristol City supporters were attacked on their walk away from the stadium, by all accounts, having been assaulted, they opted for 'running away as fast as possible' - which I understand they did with aplomb.

The Bristol City supporters who were running away from the attack happened to chance across some other Bristol City supporters who decided, on hearing the story of their fellow supporters being attacked, to run as well.

They, however ran IN the direction of the Nottingham Forest supporters who had attacked the Bristol City supporters. The Nottingham Forest supporters who previously, were big and brave and full of bravado decided that they were be better off hiding from this mob of angry Bristol City supporters by taking refuge in the Amici Wine Bar.

YouTube has the footage, the search criteria of - Bristol City Nottingham Forest Amici - will give you the end of the story.

Suffice to say, a valuable lesson was learnt that day, if you are going to attack innocent people, you will eventually find people who are happy to attack you.

I think that learn't em.

And no, none of this is big or clever and we'd all be a lot happier if non of the above had ever occurred.

Length? - I don't think it's appropriate with this story.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 13:42, Reply)

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