Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Hand ShandyWell first off I obviously have not learned my lesson from four years of Italian related expense, hence the (admittedly rather tenuous) link to the QOTW.
Secondly, you'd be quite correct in correlating the size of one's car to the size of one's manhood (or lack thereof), which was a point I believe I was making in slightly ironic fashion.
Thirdly, I am of the understanding that an "Oedipus complex" alludes one's desire to achieve sexual congress with one's own mother. Surely you should be accusing me of "Penis Envy"?
Word to the wise; I'd check your spelling, grammar and classic history if I were you.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:39, Reply)
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