This might have been more suitable for the last qotw.
Called a floating manager an 'obnoxious little turd' (because that was exactly what he was) and stormed out of work early. He tried to block my exit, so I screamed at him until he relented. I reported the incident to the area manager (my normal manager urged me not to, saying that I should just let it lie and be glad nothing further happened, but fuck that - floating cunt manager was going to pay!), who gave floating cunt manager an official verbal warning. Ha. I left that job soon after because I'd had enough anyway, and area manager said I'd be welcome to come back if ever I wanted to, because I was a hard worker.

Don't bully your underlings. Not all of them will roll over and take it.

EDIT: I've read this again in the cold light of day and it makes me sound a total bell-end. ): I don't go around calling people shits just for the hell of it; this happened at the arse end of two consecutive days of bullying, to me and to my colleagues, and I just fucking snapped.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:51, 2 replies)

He tried to block my exit
??? that's a bit gey.

Also false imprisonment...
(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:59, closed)

Not gay considering I'm a laydee.
(As you might have guessed from the fact that I 'screamed' at him rather than 'yelled'.) Man-woman bumsex is perfectly hetero.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:02, closed)

You cursed someone out, ran from work, and then ragequit.
Apologies, but I have a feeling there's another side to this story and that you may not be all that innocent.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:18, closed)

He was so rude to me he made me cry, which why I ran away (that shit's not worth minimum wage).

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:49, closed)