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There's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.

Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
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I was walking my little brood home one night in the freezng cold
amd they were hungry. I decided that they needed some emergency hot food.

Although they were only complaining politely, I sternly asked 'Do you want a smack?'
No, they didn't, but they were hungry...
I asked again, 'Do you want a smack? Are you SURE?'
and glanced meaningfully at the chip shop we were approaching.

Round here, a slice of potato deep fried in batter is known as a 'smack' and is just the thing for a cold, hungry kid.

'Oooh yes! We DO want a smack! We want a BIG smack!'

They all had a smack each, and deserved it, the little urchins.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)

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