A survey of attitudes in my suburb
found that the typical person there:

* hadn't given to charity in the last six months.
* wouldn't give money to a homeless person if they were sure it'd be used in a beneficial way.
* voted "entirely or wholly" based on their perception of who would lower their taxes.
* would "seriously consider" ending a relationship with a close relative if they could gain more than $1000 by doing so.

It was a mean average.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:04, 3 replies)

TommyShanks,
I couldn't work out if this was the joke you were making in the heading of your post. So sorry if I've plagiarised you.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:06, closed)

Hmmmm
I am really glad I dfon't live where you do. What a bunch of cunts.

ps Move to New Zealand
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:54, closed)

Whereas a survey of attitudes in my suburb
found that the typical person there:

* listened to ska music
* wore a sharp suit
* rode a scooter
* picked fights with leather-jacketed young men
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 13:09, closed)