Bus drivers
many years ago I used to get the bus into work every day. One day, about two years into my bus usage I realised I'd forgotten to get any cash. I had to scrape through the coppers collection to get 76p in 2 pence pieces.

When the bus arrived I apologised "I'm really sorry, this is all I've got this morning..."

"I can't take that"

"It's all I have, I'm very sorry..."

"I can't take it, It's not legal"

"Come on, you could take it, it's just a few coppers, I need to get to work"

At which point the muthafucker grabbed a handful of coins and threw them out of the bus door.

I took my seat and refused to budge until the fucker took me to work.

They really are miserable cunts though aren't they.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:05, Reply)