How long can you go....
This was actually a mate's story, but he's not a b3tan so I'll take the liberty of telling it here.

He and a few mates rented a house somewhere in the Scottish Highlands for a week's holiday. For reasons best known to themselves (students y'see) they decided to see how long they could go without flushing the bog.

Well, as you could well imagine, four blokes in a house with lots of beer and food etc generate a fair amount of effluent. So after about 3 days, the pan was filling up to the extent that they reckoned the experiment had been successfully concluded and to take it any further would be unwise. So they decided to flush it.

Problem. Several kilograms of shite provide a sturdy barrier to a weedy little 9 litre flush, with the result that the pan quickly overflowed and spilled crappy water all over the bathroom floor.

They eventually cleared it with the help of a large stick!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 12:33, Reply)