I'm quite paranoid about catching things in public toilets, to the point of;
I do absolutely everything with a tissue on my hand. I walk into the cubical, pull off FOUR sheets of toilet roll (PEOPLE HAVE LONG ARMS!!) and put them in the loo, then I get another bit - and shut and lock the door with it, then I pee (I don't need to hold /myself/ with tissues), then I unlock the door with paper, flush with another peice of loo roll (chucking it in quickly so it flushes), and open the door with my foot. If I am in need of hand-washing I will either use my sleeve to turn the tap on, or again, bring out some paper. :(

I also had my first experience of being used AS a toilet the other day; manipulating female genitals whilst they are weeing can (I KNOW NOW) result in the piss-stream aiming precisely into your mouth. Fruity! Thankfully in the bath at the time!
( stevierar, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 12:57, Reply)