Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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New Bed Tomorrow Then??Some moons ago my father was up visiting from knobs-vill with his new wife, well new to him but not new to this world if you get my drift......
Anyways being the nice folks that me and Mrs Matter can occasionally be we had made up the bed in the spare room for ourselves and let them have the "posh" main bedroom, i.e ours.....
Mrs M was showing them around when New Wife said we shouldn't have put the lovely lacy bed linen on as she had stress incontinence!!!!!!
Cue one new mattress after they left....... just in case.........
Well I wasn't going to check..........
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 13:43, Reply)
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