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This is a question My most treasured possession

What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?

My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.

Either that or my Grandfather's swords.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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My mate
with a bit of an embarrassing name shagged Tara Palmer Tompkinson the other week but he has now got some very strange pustules on his knob.

Yep, Trevors posh lesions.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 14 May 2008, 17:34, 13 replies)
That's even worse than mine!
Cheek!

*flounces off*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 17:52, closed)
DG
It was worse than yours ...

but you can't flounce in a flappy coat, man. Where's your Northern pride?

Honestly, Scotsmen with the streak of generosity removed, the lot of ya!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 14 May 2008, 18:12, closed)
Eeh, come on WeeWitch
I wasn't wearing the coat at the time. Cos i was sat at my desk and that would have been silly...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:05, closed)
Aaah well
in that case, let's flounce together

*flounces off*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:09, closed)
*Takes hold of WeeWitch's hand*
*Flounces in perfect synchronicity with a skip thrown in for good measure*

*Remembers northern roots and reverts to lumbering whilst dragging knuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:16, closed)
I think you're related to my husband..
that knuckle dragging thing? I know it soooo well.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:19, closed)
*Taps side of nose*
*Winks knowingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:22, closed)
Yes, he does that too
My god, I knew his dad got around, but I hadn't realised just how far ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:24, closed)
It can be our little secret
*Smiles enigmatically but in a good way*

Incidentally, where in Scotland are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:26, closed)
Edinburgh
which will one day be the proper capital again - and we'll take Berwick back as well!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:28, closed)
Ah, you got the reference
I love Edinburgh. We caught the 9am train there on New year's day this year.

Me and the sweary one will hopefully be having a night up there on the 30th. Off to the Scotsman's Lounge to catch up with Rantum Scantum...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:45, closed)
@DG
to be fair I didn't have to make up a word to get to the pun ;o)
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 15 May 2008, 8:50, closed)
Fair point Halfy
however, making up words is a sign of extreme cleverness and higher brain function.

Oh, alright, making up words is a sign of sheer desparation in order to get a pun to *sort of* work
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:52, closed)

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