I used to live on a farm
which one day went up in flames.

Running from the house, I went hell for leather towards the enclosure where the old bull was kept, throwing buckets of water around its wooden walls to stave off the approaching fire.

My father, unsure why I bothered to protect that particular enclosure above all others, questioned my actions.

"Surely that old rickety thing would just just burn down and let the beast escape?" he said.

"Ah yes", I replied. "But you misunderstand. I have to save this particular structure. It's my most treasured possession in the whole world. In dis pen's a bull, in fact!"

_{Do I get the prize for the most contrived answer this week?}
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Wed 14 May 2008, 19:29, closed)

*Groans*
But not in a good way.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Wed 14 May 2008, 19:31, closed)

*adds to chorus of groans*
where ya been?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 14 May 2008, 19:36, closed)

you get my respect
(it's worth fuck all though)
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Wed 14 May 2008, 19:40, closed)

@HLT
I've been in Germany. Spent four days in Munich over the weekend as I had gigs there. Actually, I spent most of the time drinking beer and not sleeping, so I've been knackered the last couple of days now I'm back to work.

I don't even like beer...

@CHCB - Thanks. I think.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Wed 14 May 2008, 19:44, closed)

@K2K6
Welcome back, have a non-beery alcoholic drink.

Whisky?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 14 May 2008, 19:50, closed)

Whisky's good, ta.
But a nice dark red wine's better!
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:14, closed)

*passes Seth African Shiraz*
*groans with mirth*

Yep, you win an ice-cream cone of your choice ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has Boddies in her veins, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:52, closed)

Mmm, thanks
*slurps Shiraz*

*falls over*
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:26, closed)

Clinks glass
Cheers! Whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat? Chin chin and all that.
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:46, closed)

I think that's
the best pun this week.
Gets a click from me.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:45, closed)

Oh dear lord
That took me about 2 hours to get. Agg.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:14, closed)