My most treasured possessionWhat's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
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chthonic, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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Ahem...I met someone in the pub last weekend - you know one of these chinese people who offer crappy dodgy deals. Well anyway, I think his name was Po Se Shun. So after showing me flyers about what he offers I agreed to meet him in the woods to thrash out a deal.
Come monday morning I went to the woods where the transaction was to take place. £100 this bastard cost me. What was I buying? Why, a german prostitute/sex-slave thats what.
Now you may know that the feds are cracking down on people-laundering and of course sex slaves have a bad rep now with recent happenings in Austria (not far from Germany!) so unfortunately this illegal deal was captured by a surveillance microphone set up in one of the old Oaks.
You could say this is an incident where Trees-heard possess-hun.
(Oh dear god)
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:54,
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So what was the point of naming him po-se-shun then?I'm confused and incredibley bored...
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It wasA red herring! Albeit a shit red Herring and I apologise for boring you.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:30,
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Alternative answer:It was a true story and that was ACTUALLY his name
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:30,
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It wasn't the pun that bored me...Merely life.
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OhThats O.K. then. Console yourself with the fact that you do not have Cirrhosis of the liver like me.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:34,
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