Plonker on TV last night
32 years old, still lives with his mum; Mum is a famous actress and has decided to buy her son a flat so he'll finally leave the nest. She spends £250,000 on lodgings for the sprog, who stands there with his unkempt hair, Hoxton jacket and expression of a vacantly grinning halibut, thrilled that he will finally have his own basement studio in which to mix his phat choonz. Nathan Barley is alive and well.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:01, 8 replies)

Sounds like a money version of rory lyons life.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:10, closed)

insert porn between famous and actress then
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:14, closed)

Arf.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:19, closed)

Which programme was this? I'd like to see it

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:06, closed)

"Recherche Appartement ou Maison", on M6
Residency in France and/or knowledge of French may be required.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:35, closed)

Heureusement Je parle un peu de Francais, assez pour mes vacances.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:39, closed)

Ça va alors.
;-)
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:45, closed)

Similarly
Mikey Tuetel has turned into Oscar Wilde these days. He seems to model himself on some kind of mediaevel knight.

Albeit one who paints splattery pictures for a living.
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