I suppose the nudity might have been expected but not the opportunity
to deliver such a killer gag.

I was out in the folks house for the weekend.
They have a nice big gaf on a stretch of land in North county Dublin.
Many's the BBQ they host and this weekend was no exception.

So yester'morn, d'brudr (the brother) announced to the last of the post-hangover-cure fry-up stragglers that he was away for a shower.

The downstairs bathroom window opens onto the back garden where most of the stragglers where quietly basking in the early morning sun.

As said window was left open, all heard d'brudr enter the bathroom, lock the bathroom door, switch on the shower, the extractor fan and turn the dial to hot.

Nothing uncommon about that, you say?
Nothing unusual?
Nothing lewd?

True enough.

As the silence grew ever ominous, no-one failed to enter into the shuddering depths of mirth when as d'brudrs' showering approached its' ablutive climax, the words,

"Oi, Tols*, I think that spot is clean enough now" pierced the calm.

rafter
baz



*'Tols' is what I call d'brudr
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:18, 3 replies)

How charming!
And to think I was expecting a cheap pun when you said "killer gag." Nicely done, sir.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:35, closed)

OK, you win
this is the first full on completely incomprehensible British post I've read. First prize! I have no idea what you said.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 4:41, closed)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
this could get interesting!

*pulls up chair*
(tubeman trousers, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 1:04, closed)