This happened yesterday
Me and my walking buddy went a-walking in Malham yesterday. Our planned route was Malham village to Gordale Scar and climb up the waterfall to the tops that would take us to Malham Tarn.

Gordale Scar has a little camping spot nearby so there were a lot of chavvy kids dicking around and getting in the way of us proper rambling old gits.

There was one girl, slightly heavyset and probably not quite jailbait, that decided that she was going to climb the waterfall. Being English, we all queued at the foot of the waterfall and waited for our turn. This girl was a couple of places in front of me.

Now most people were dressed in the usual walking attire of waterproof walking trousers or shorts, sturdy walking boots and socks. This girl was wearing a miniskirt and flip-flops. Now I'm not a girl but I guess that when climbing up a steep bit of rock, a short skirt that only just covers your ladybits is not the most suitable attire. Sure enough, as she ascended, we were all treated to a gratutitous upskirt shot of an ample-thighed girlie climbing up one of Yorkshire's prettiest beauty spots, her growler only just covered by the slightest piece of white material.

When she got to the top of the waterfall she hitched the skirt back down. A moot gesture really as she had already left most of her dignity twenty or thirty feet below...

(I felt a bit dirty for looking....)
(Ghostlight, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:04, 2 replies)

In a slightly more professional vein...
..a FOAF swore he'd been at the foot of Idwal slabs when a young lady's trackie bottoms split open from front to back, while she felt for a hold with her outstretched toe.. All was decorum until some wag shouted up: "Hoy lass, I've got some cheese for that bun!"

Tsk.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:06, closed)

LOL
I'm crap at coming up with witty retorts. I'm still trying to think of one two days later...
(Ghostlight, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:43, closed)