Perverted Ghostly Goings on!
I'm fairly cynical about paranormal bits and bobs and don't particularly consider myself highly strung or suseptible to bullshit however... (Cue ominous "dum dum duuuum" music)
I've lived in a thatched cottage for around a year now. Now having been chatting with my old lady and various guests we've had, a couple of people began stating that occaisionally you could smell the thick aroma of cigar smoke. Being a bit of a health nut i haven't touched a cigar in years or had them anywhere near the thatch (im paranoid of the fucking thing burning down!). Anywho i thought "bollocks" and just carried on with my usual disregard for peoples beliefs... Until i began to smell it myself; the really heavy smell of cigars in different rooms for around five minutes or so, then it would just stop. So I was hopping in the shower one morning and as i closed my eyes i felt a hand running firmly down my back. Obviously i flinched a little as i was the only one in the house: "No one there" i thought, "just my imagination"... But then i felt it again! It's happened a couple of times now when the water has been off, its odd and also slightly worrying because if (and i do stress IF) there is a ghost im struck by the fact that not only do i have to reassess all my beliefs on the paranormal but also that the filthy fucking perv touches me up in the shower... Not to mention probably watching all the deviant stuff i do in my bedroom! ;-)
(SteroidPigOhurugu, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:55, 2 replies)

The time to worry
is when your invisible visitor delivers a splodge of "ectoplasm" up your back. Ewww
(Rsoles, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:57, closed)

The time to worry is now!
I swear thats not hair gel, and besides where did it come from... hmm... why's it taste salty lol
(SteroidPigOhurugu, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:20, closed)