Only last Wednesday night at midnight…

I was walking the earth (well, round my local fields) and they filled with an eerie supernatural mist. All of a sudden I heard these growling / mewing sounds and I realised I was being approached by a huge, panther like creature.

Before my very eyes it began to transform into the likeness of Satan himself! – That’s right, Derek Acorah!

“WoooOOOooOO!” he said.

Before I could even papper my dunghampers, a flying saucer swooped in before landing on Derek and opened its doors.

Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones climbed out with a talking dog who told me that I must tell the world of my experience.

‘Spank my tallywaggle’ I thought to myself. But how was I to spread the word?

The very next day, this QOTW appeared…

What are the chances of that?

The truth is out there people…
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:58, 1 reply)

And...
...definitely not here!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:03, closed)