My experience in California
Although I now live in Wakefield, I was actually born in the western suburbs of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and spent all my formative years living there. I wasn't the most academic of students, and actually spent most days skiving off school playing basketball. Things were pretty uneventful until a pair of dodgy-looking chaps started causing a bit of a kerfuffle in my local area, and unfortunately I ended up in a minor scrap one day. I thought nothing of it, but my mother freaked out and completely over-reacted, deciding that I should leave home and go and live with my Uncle Philip and Aunt Viv in their big house in California, right on the other side of the country! The flight there was pretty dull - the only thing that stood out was the personalised number plate and fluffy dice that the idiosyncratic taxi driver had - but on my first night there I saw A FUCKING GREAT BIG GHOST!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 9:50, 5 replies)

Hmm
Nope. Just doesn't do it for me. :/
(ShitBitch, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:06, closed)

sick
to fucking death of these prince of belair references
noclick for you
byebye
(Freddles, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:06, closed)

Nice Turnaround
I liked it so you got a click...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:09, closed)

Me too
Hence my attempt at teh satire of. Apologies for lack of funny.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:20, closed)

I never like the fresh prince much
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne
As a fucking big twat
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 11:23, closed)