Useless adviceAs a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
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chthonic, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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'Never trust a man......whose eyebrows meet in the middle'.
Essentially a line from the werewolf movie A Company of Wolves, which has somehow been absorbed by society as good advice. Well, not so much 'society' as the hordes of idiots incapable of forming thier own opinions that make up most of society. True, most monobrowers do look a little shifty and/or retarded because of it, and representation by the likes of that fuckwit Liam Gallagher definitely won't help.
Thing is, it can be solved easily by the firm application and rapid removal of 5cm of sellotape every now and again. So, if it bothers you that much...
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:41, Reply)
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