VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Stu the moronI have previously posted on this forum about my cranially-challenged sometime friend Stu. He once found a marker pen and announced to us all that he was going to vandalise the adventure playground down the road. He disappeared off and we left him to it. We were assured that it would be spectacular and we agreed to meet at the adventure playground the next day. I had watched 'The Life of Brian' for the first time shortly before this whole incident and my 14 year old mind was anticipating a scene reminiscent of that where Brian gets pinched during a cheeky graffiti mission and then forced to write the same slogan over the entire marketplace walls. No. Stu's grand gesture was 'CUNT IS YOU' written four foot up one of the wooden posts of the swings. It's still there 23 years on. I know because I took my own kids there this Summer when visiting the olds.
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In Soviet Russia, cunt is YOU!!(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:35,
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