VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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in our school vandalism was strictly verbotenanyone caught would be in line for severe punishment. Except, for some reason in Gonk's classroom.
Gonk was on of the maths teachers. He was fat and miserable. He smoked a pipe and wouldn't let us open the windows even during high summer. Why he was called Gonk is a mystery lost to the sands of time, but so ubiquitous was this nickname that it was not uncommon for new kids to unwittingly call him 'Mr Gonk' to his face. He taught in the same classroom for all of his lessons, which was always locked when he wasn't in it.
every surface in in Gonk's classroom was covered in graffiti. EVERY surface. the desks; the chairs; the floor; the walls (even spectacularly the word GONK in 3ft high letters in marker pen on the back wall). All of it proclaimed to the world that 'Gonk is a smelly beekeeper'
For the entire time i was at the school, I never saw anyone actually doing the grafitti, nor was anyone ever punished for it.
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:25,
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