At home growing up,
I was messing about in the loo and it came away from the floor when one of the bolts broke. My mum, instead of going mad, blamed the corrosion of the bolts holding it down and wrote on the front of the door; a warning to others.

"Before you attempt to take a seat,
make sure you drop anchor with both feet.
Because this toilet that is pissed-in,
has an unpredictable listing."

I love my mum!

Edit:
It's still there to this day nearly 15 years later in black marker pen. The toilets long fixed though. I write it whenever I come accross a toilet in a similar state of dis-repair.
(sunray18, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:58, 4 replies)

Hardly vandalism but does involve a toilet
The disabled kind as mentioned at your wedding and the wonderful night we spent in one.
(epicsnail Likes working nights, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:24, closed)

You know me don't you....
Who is this and which member of the A Team am I?
(sunray18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:49, closed)

Yes....
And I ain't getting in no plane with that crazy fool
(epicsnail Likes working nights, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 2:13, closed)

Oh dear....
I think a username change is in order, i've been lazy in doing it; should've done it after the "malcolm in the maddie" fail!

p.s. my mum misses you by the way!
(sunray18, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:28, closed)