VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Last ChristmasI gave, not my heart, but another gift to the village where I live.
For, upon the failure of an attempt by me and 3 friends to adorn the local bowling green with some lovely snow-angels at each corner (the snow had become icy and difficult to make angels in) my friends became disillusioned. Not I, however.
Being a b3tan of many years, I am sure it will not take long for you, my fellows, to fathom the intricate design which I trudged out in the untouched, glistening snow. No, I feel certain that all I have to mention is that it was at least 30 feet long and had the regulation 3 hairs per ball.
The best part is, though, my friend wandered past the green the next day to see two old gentlemen shaking their heads angrily at the monstrosity befouling their playing surface.
I was well over 30 years old at the time, and am still very proud.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 5:02,
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You do realise the standard response to this is POIDH(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 11:30,
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Penis! Oh, it's dreadfully hairy.?
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Post officeis disastrously hinged.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:44,
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