My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Apologies for length (the girth is what's important)1: After a nice day's bike riding, I was playing on the Dreamcast and thought to myself "I feel a little funny" I went downstairs for a glass of water and as soon as I got into the kitchen I vomited....it hit the open lid of the toilet bowl (over 10 feet away) and was bounced back, pebble-dashing my entire bathroom with chunder.
2: I don't know why I took this further than it needed to go...I blame insanity. One day in the long, boring holidays after my GCSEs I decided (as you do) to fizz up some milk in the Soda-stream. After cleaning around the machine I prepared myself for my wonderful drink, fit for gods....I thought I was doing excellently, until I realised the third mouthful was coming UP, not going down.
Later in the day, and I still have a large quantity of fizzy milk left, I'm also feeling a little hungry. So I decide (as you do, again) to boil the milk and make a Pot-Noodle. Words cannot describe the feeling of a carbonated noodle being swallowed...Only to return moments later in a bid for freedom into my sink.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:02, Reply)
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