My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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not my vom but close enoughI didn't do the hurling myself but I was directly involved so I'm making it count.
Family was out on a camping trip when I was 6 and the little brother was 4. I slept on the outside edge of the bunk as he had a habit of rolling out of bed on to the floor.
Am awakened by a weak "Mommy...I feel yucky" being said next to me and the next thing I know the little bastard rolls over and hurls all over my head. Cue pandemonium.
The boy continues hurling, I start wailing, mom starts screaming and dad laughs hysterically.
Good times.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:23, Reply)
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