One of the funniest things I ever saw.
My mum's quite houseproud. She had nice cream carpets in the hallway and was always getting them professionally cleaned as my dad is a mucky engineer and is always trailing in dirt. Christmas before last we were all at my mums as usual and we were not keeping an eye on my eight year old nephew as he chomped his way through numerous chocolates, biscuits and vimto drinks etc. He was playing about as normal in the hallway fine and dandy and then all of a sudden projectile vomited red sick in an arc all over the cream carpets.


Now my mum's new hallway carpets are red.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:02, 3 replies)

Laminate flooring is where its at...
...wipe clean! Awesome!

I am officially old enough to know better but this was one of the main considerations when I got the floors sorted in my my place
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:21, closed)

I like this
very much
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:43, closed)

I read that as 'nine cream carpets'
and thought 'what, how big is this hallway?!'
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 13:17, closed)