Lesbian lawnmowing.
One day I noticed my dad was having more than his usual one or two showers and spending rather longer than usual in the bathroom. I investigated after he'd finished his 4th shower, 5 minutes after the 3rd one.

The shower had'nt even been used. Curious.

Turns out the unappealing lesbian next door was mowing the lawn wearing only a vest and no knickers and repeatedly bending over to unclog the grass box (no pun intended).

There was a perfect view of her vile snatch everytime she went over from our bathroom window. Dad, you dirty bastard.

I won't even go into when they sunbathed topless or had semi-nude aerobics lessons in their backgarden.
(chakaflange, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 13:25, Reply)