For various reasons...
I haven't seen my other half for nearly a month, we've for the last week due to her being on holiday (stupid roaming was turned off as she only recently upgraded) we have only been able to text, and even that was costing a fortune.

I digress, we do send dirty texts from time to time, but not really. I've never done it in the past, so I had to dig into my wankbank history. My other half is very kinky, so I now have a string of texts of the utmost filth. This now forms my modern digital wankbank, when we're not together I can read through all the utter degraded grot and remember, that when I see my girlfriend we're not going to be able to walk for a week.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:31, 2 replies)

other half penis
month decade
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:36, closed)

wankbank history rectum
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:53, closed)