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There's a nubile young thing in tight black leggings attending a meeting in the glass-fronted meeting room next to my desk.

Unfortunately there aren't enough seats for all the attendees so she's standing, leaning against the glass.

Arse-pancake. ARSE PANCAKE.

I'm just going to nip to the loo while holding this notepad in front of my crotch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:15, 4 replies)

Top man.
that's the spirit. Nothing like a bit of erotica at work.
(wino.NZ The Ayatollah of rock n' rolla..., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:04, closed)

yes!
well done for encouraging another dirty old perv to have a wank at work!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:22, closed)

You get turned on in Top Man?
Bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:31, closed)

Bite my shiny metal arse-pancake.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:00, closed)