My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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O what a beautiful morning!I worked for a public school (grammar school) in the special ed. department. One day I was on to meet the kids as they arrived via 'little bus' and taxi. As the first taxi arrived I noticed the female driver perturbed and embarrassed, leaning on her arm with hand cupping her eyes. As I approached I heard the unmistakable sounds of a young 'challenged' boy shouting in a loud voice, "AH AH AH AH AH AH AH..." I opened the rear door of the taxi to find him splayed out across the back seat, pants around ankles wanking with one hand whilst keeping similar rhythm on the driver's seat back with the other. He was having so much fun I wanted to join in! If I remember correctly I think I did later that day in the staff john... but fortunately was not discovered... until now... unless they heard the yelling and knew... oh well... sorry old school board chums! It was me!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:57, Reply)
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