My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not me personally, (don't you know what R-T-C stands for?)But some stories I have heard:
There was a strange one in my school, and apparantly he 'pulled one off' during a maths lession, behind a pile of bags.
Here at University, some guy was 'spending the night' with a girl (of all things), but had left his room unlocked, so we went in and did the usual stuff, like putting loads of gay porn on his laptop. But someone was rummaging through his drawers, and found a rather crusty sock....
Something along the lines almost happened to me;
was watching a late night French movie on BBC4 (Le Libertin) which had overly gratiatous nudity. I was sitting right in front of the TV (so I could use headphones), when I heard a faint noise. Paranoically, I switched over to BBC News 24 and jumped back to my seat, just as my dad walked in - could have been worse I guess, but it is the closest I have come to being caught 'at it'. Not sure what my Dad would have thought if he had found me sitting right in front of the TV, with nudity on-screen, but might have been embarrasing.
Hey Rob, why do you not have a story to tell, you usually do. Or should we read more into your hypotheticals????
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 20:37, Reply)
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