My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not about me it's true,but i was watching some semi-dirty programme on Bravo or UK Living or something in the hope of tug-worthy bits, (as you do) but it was just a 'frank and good-humoured' (read fucking rubbish) analysis of the British's quirky ideas about sexuality etc etc.
There was a bit about wanking though, and this sex analyst tosser was saying there was a famous story 'in the trade' about a boy living at home who sits back with his headphones on for a nice comfy one, shut his eyes and gets 'cracking'. Takes his time, finishes, sits up, and sees a steaming cup of tea, evidently brought in by mummybank and left....
Makes you cringe, no?
Right, ones involving me....
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 22:22, Reply)
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