My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Broom Handle Story... it's true i tell ya!I would like to quickly point out that the broom handle one is true - to an extent. I work at a uni in the psychology department, one of the academics does criminal stuff and he gets reports sent over from the FBI which they use as case studies - one was about a bloke who up a ladder outside a window, crackin one off with a broom handle up his bullet hole - when he fell from the ladder and impaled himself. daft twunt.
see - the truth is often more surreal than fiction!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 12:21, Reply)
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