I did become a fan of the squirty bum hose
when I was over that way, and I can see the advantages, especially as the plumbing was not able to cope with bog roll. I can't remember how you deal with the sopping wet ass afterwards, don't you just wipe your ass with bog roll and then throw it in a bin instead of the loo? Not much of a money saving idea really.

Also don't you get slightly turned on by water shooting up your rusty tuppence, or is that just me?
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:10, 2 replies)

First time I used a jacuzzi, it felt so nice I sat right over the jet.
Only to have an urgent need to visit the bogs about 10 minutes later, mainly on account of having given myself a chlorinated dirty-water enema.

Not great.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:17, closed)

"I did become a fan of the squirty bum hose"
Lolz
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:43, closed)