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I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Cinemas..
Are pretty crap nowadays anyway.

Extortionate food, drinks and a magnet for local teenage scumbags.

Every visit I've paid to one, with the wife, has always gone over the £20 mark - mainly because of the snacks etc.

Gimme a night in on the couch, with the lights out, volume up, an old classic comedy on BluRay/DVD and some beer anyday.

I'm not saying all cinemas are crap, just the experience is'nt the same anymore - or I'm just getting old. Besides, Hollywood's going through a creative dry-spell (again) so there's not much to see anyway..

As for the actual films shown, sometimes I don't mind the odd crap storylines or over the top disaster plots, as I'm a bit of a fan of rubbish cinema, after all - we know it's not real, but it's great to imagine what it would be like if it was, would'nt it?

Imagining experiencing the story yourself, is'nt that the idea of cinema anyway?

That'd be like watching a Christmas movie, and sitting through the whole thing saying to yourself 'Yeah, but Santa's not real..' instead of enjoying that warm Christmassy feeling/festive sprit bollocks that comes with it.

Live a little, join in with the experience, and failing that, just wait till' it comes out on DVD, or just do what the rest of the internet does, and torrent the fuck out of it lol.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:05, 1 reply)
And they're full
of fucking noisy 'me' generation little shits who talk bollocks loudly through anything you watch and look at you like you're something they've trodden in if you ask them to keep the noise down. If you're paying that much to watch a film, they should have someone in there to hoy the selfish twats out.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:45, closed)
^ That
Definitely the most annoying part of the cinematic experience..
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:15, closed)

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