Waste of moneyI once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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When a young ladI was quite the keen fisherman. One year I thought I'd take up ice-fishing, the winters being long where I live and boredom quickly sets in. I found this ad in a fishing magazine for an assembly kit of an ice-fishing rod. I happily placed my order and waited patiently a couple of weeks, and then came the joyful day of collecting the package from the local post-office. A quick rush home. and then start ripping up said package and finally getting my hands on... A block of wood. And a round stick. With instructions showing how to glue the stick to the block. And the tip: "You can carve your block into a handle-shape if you so desire".
"Line and reel not included"
Luckily, puberty struck not so long after this incident and I discovered better ways of spending all those long and cold winters...
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