WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Ah fuck,my wedding went without a hitch. Except I spent the morning from 5am till 10:59am bawling 'cos my family were not there. Then I fucked up by calling my mom's cellphone instead of my twins homephone after he'd set it up specifically to hear the wedding ceremony. (me in California, them in the UK)But then we all got suitably drunk, and got pulled over by the cops for driving down the freeway with beer cans hanging from the car. Of course they let us off!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 1:13,
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