WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Weegie WeddingMy ex wifes cousin got married into a rather pikey family, The grooms father ended up dancing in his string vest with my former mother in law and on asking who she was and getting a reply said "Ah'll no be getting a shag awfy you then" ........ and he was right.
we also picked up ex's black sheep uncle at 11am from the pub pissed, he slept for 2 hours during the reception,during which all the old aunties said "Och, thats just Hughie, he must have come off the night shift" he started drinking again and we dropped him off at the pub again at 1 in the morning. what a hero usual apollies for len
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 11:27, Reply)
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