WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Wedding SpeechesThe worst opening to a wedding speech that I've heard of was when the Best Man (who had previously dated the bride) began with "I've known Smelly Meat for quite some time". Apparently this had been her nickname in the time between the Best Man and the Groom. One table (far corner, also former members of the rugby team) found it hilarious. Didn't go down so well elsewhere.....
Also, at a wedding last year where I was usher, the Groom refused all suggestions that he pre-write a speech, as he 'always winged it at work'. After a pretty shambolic 5 minutes littered with half forgotten punch lines and missed cues, it ended with "I think I'll stop there, it's all gone wrong".
Only my second ever post, so frankly I'm surprised that it lasted this long.....
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 14:21, Reply)
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