Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I once worked on a community centre bar that would sometimes get booked for receptionsWe had an ethical alternative brand of cola, as the management regarded Coke as a dodgy corporation. It tasted pretty much identical.
The realisation that they couldn't have "proper coke" caused many a chav meltdown.
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No one comes out well in this sorry tale. (, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:26, closed)
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